Jeopardy Clue of the Day for August 7th

Today’s Jeopardy (Teen Tournament) Clue of the Day:

The $1200 clue from the Double Jeopardy round category SOUNDS LIKE FUN

“THROW YOUR WEIGHT AROUND PRACTICING THIS MARTIAL ART WHOSE NAME MEANS “GENTLE WAY””

Answer:

“WHAT IS JUDO?”

Dude, talk about the juxtaposition between “Gentle Way” and “Supreme Ultimate Fist”! Plus the fact that you could only really fuck a dude up with a Judo Chop as opposed to making them die from laughter with your Harmonized Breathing.

Bonus Jeopardy (Teen Tournament) Clue of the Day:

The $1000 clue and Daily Double from the Jeopardy round category THE NET WORKS

“THIS SEARCH SITE WAS NAMED BY IT’S CREATORS FROM A DICTIONARY DEFINITION: “RUDE, UNSOPHISTICATED, UNCOUTH””

Answer:

“WHAT IS LENNY? I’M SORRY, WHO IS LENNY? WHAT IS YAHOO!?”

Sorry, I had to…

And for the first time ever…

Bonus Bonus Jeopardy (Teen Tournament) Clue of the Day:

The $200 clue from the Jeopardy round category GOOD APPLICATION ESSAY WORDS

“SAY THAT YOU’RE THIS, BUT NOT THAT YOU’RE THIS OVERZEALOUS TYPE OF BEAVER”

Answer:

“WHAT IS EAGER?”

Heh heh, he said Beaver.

- Lenny