Eternal damnation is in my future

Yeah, at this point, it's pretty much a done deal. ED (eternal damnation, not erectile dysfunction) is awaiting me. Actually, with my super-awesome-don't-get-jealous-now-luck, I can probably look forward to both. Anywho...

I was watching a show last night (the night before last?), no yeah, the night before last, and during a commercial break, there was a tease for that evenings local news. It was my involuntary utterance that sealed my fate.

They showed a picture of a busted up small Cessna type aircraft, paired with this voiceover by the anchor:

"Plane crashes killing all on board. What brought it down? Find out at 11."

"Uh, gravity."

- Lenny