From IMDb (8/30/09)

A recent headline from IMDb’s News wire:

Twilight Medic on Call to Help Hyperventilating Fans

From the story:

“Medics are on standby on the set of the Twilight movies, to help fans overcome by the sight of their idols.”

And later:

“We've met many different fans…the hyperventilators, who stop breathing and have to have a medic come…”

What? Why? Give these “fans” exactly what they want. Skip the medics, and just let them die! Darwin people, Darwin! If these people stop breathing out of excitement(?), are they really the kind of people we want as part of our society, breeding, populating the gene pool?
Well, are they?
No!
They are not.
Think about it, they’d be dying in the presence of their “idols”, in essence, dying in pure bliss. It would be the equivalent of me dying between a pair of sweet luscious bosoms (I have several dozen pairs of boobies in mind that I’d gladly die between, email me for names).
- Lenny