Today’s Jeopardy (Tournament of Champions) Clue of the Day:
The $400 clue from the Jeopardy round category THEY SHOULD HAVE PLAYED VEGAS
“AARGH! HE STUCK LONG LIT MATCHES UNDER HIS HAT TO FRAME HIS FAMOUS FACIAL HAIR IN FIRE; LET’S BOOK HIM AT TREASURE ISLAND”
Answer:
“WHO IS BLACKBEARD?”
That’s fucken Gangster (yes, with an “e-r”, I’m retro like that)! I mean talk about commitment to a persona – he risked burning his face off to simply look more ominous, so as to strike fear into the hearts of men. But I bet it was never even his intention to be looked upon as a big meany. Sometimes people just can’t get past outward appearances. He was probably just misunderstood. The thing is, there comes a point when you say “fuck it, everyone wants a big bad Blackbeard, well by golly, that’s what I’ll give ‘em! I just wanted to laugh and dance and play, but nooooo, Blackbeard’s mean and scary. Well fine then, I’ll show ‘em mean and scary. Just they wait and see.”
Bonus Jeopardy (Tournament of Champions) Clue of the Day:
The $400 clue from the Jeopardy round category TECHNO LUST
“THIS SEARCH SITE’S BROWSER CALLED CHROME HAS AN INCOGNITO MODE FOR ANONYMOUS SURFING”
Answer:
“WHAT IS GOOGLE?”
Dear Jeopardy,
Why must you be so coy? Don’t beat around the bush (heh heh), you’re not fooling anyone. People know exactly what you mean when you say “anonymous surfing”. Not that Google themselves are any better…“incognito”, yeah sure. They might as well have optimized this particular mode for one-handed browsing. And that incognito icon?! Are you kidding me? I’d rather allow potential access to my farm animal fetish porn browsing history than have to see that creepy-ass pedophile silhouette staring down at me from the upper-left hand corner of my screen.
Sincerely,
- Lenny
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