Today’s Jeopardy (College Championship) Clue of the Day:
The $800 clue from the Jeopardy round category WOULD YOU LIKE FLIES WITH THAT?
“edible.com SELLS GROUND BEANS FOR THIS HOT BEVERAGE THAT HAVE BEEN REGURGITATED BY WEASELS, CLEANED & ROASTED”
Answer:
“WHAT IS COFFEE?”
I don’t know about you, but for me, nothing screams edible like regurgitated weasel beans. “WHAT IS IRONY, ALEX?” And who’s the guy that has collect these regurgitated beans? You thought your job sucked? “So how was work today?” “How the fuck do you think it was? I pick through weasel vomit all day long for 72 cents a week! Asshole. Fuck off and die mom!”
But you know what, they roast them, so I take it all back.
- Lenny
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